Today's discussion will revolve around the importance of doing nothing. We will delve into the minutiae of procrastination, the art of doing nothing, and the science of accomplishing absolutely nothing.
- Item 1: The Inefficiency of Doing Things
- Item 2: The Virtues of Binge-Watching Reality TV
- Item 3: The Art of Creating Entirely Unoriginal PowerPoint Presentations prophets
Refreshments will be provided, but only if someone remembers to order them.
Please join us for an afternoon of utter uselessness.
Meeting adjourned at 3:00 PM sharp, unless someone falls asleep first.