Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's meeting will be held in the conference room of the abandoned factory on the outskirts of town. Please note that the elevator is out of order, so attendees will need to use the stairs.

Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Welcome and introduction by the chairperson, who will inevitably fall asleep
• 9:30 AM - Discussion of the importance of having meetings during work hours
• 10:30 AM - Break for donuts and stale coffee
• 11:00 AM - In-depth analysis of the committee's non-existent accomplishments
• 12:00 PM - Lunch, which will be provided by the local deli, but only if you like their soup
• 1:00 PM - The committee will attempt to reach a consensus on the best way to waste more taxpayer dollars

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