McSquint Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00-11:30: "The Importance of Procrastination" - A discussion on the art of doing nothing
• 11:30-12:00: "The Benefits of Binge-Watching" - A presentation on the joys of excessive screen time
• 13:00-14:00: "The History of Sarcasm" - A lecture on the art of being deliberately unhelpful
• 14:00-15:00: "Break" - A 1 hour break for excessive coffee consumption

Subcommittees:

• McSquint's Slightly Less Pointless Subcommittee

Agenda Notes:

Remember, the meeting will only be productive if you're not actually doing anything.

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!

And, as always, don't bother showing up.