McSquint Agenda
Today's Agenda:
- 11:00-11:30: "The Importance of Procrastination" - A discussion on the art of doing nothing
- 11:30-12:00: "The Benefits of Binge-Watching" - A presentation on the joys of excessive screen time
- 13:00-14:00: "The History of Sarcasm" - A lecture on the art of being deliberately unhelpful
- 14:00-15:00: "Break" - A 1 hour break for excessive coffee consumption
Subcommittees:
Agenda Notes:
Remember, the meeting will only be productive if you're not actually doing anything.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!
And, as always, don't bother showing up.