Pointless Committee Agenda Meeting 001
Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.
Topic: The Search for the Meaning of Life
Objective: Determine why we're here, what's the point, and if it's worth it
Agenda
- 9:00 - Welcome and introductions. Please do not introduce yourself.
- 9:05 - The existential crisis of modern society.
- 9:20 - The importance of cat videos.
- 9:35 - Break for cat videos.
- 9:45 - The role of pineapple pizza in our existence.
- 10:10 - Conclusion and adjournment. Please do not leave without a good sense of purpose.
Decisions
- To: Determine if we're just pretending to be here or if we're actually here.
- That: We will pretend to care until further notice.
- R: To be honest, we're not really sure.
- S: Send an email to the universe prophets for clarification.
- Decision: Postpone until after break.
Next Meeting
When: Never. We're all just going through the motions.
Where: Wherever.
What: Nothing, probably.
Who: You, me, and the cat.
Schedule a meeting for another time, maybe.