Committee of Pointless Decisions

Meeting 001: Resolution 001

Resolution 001 was proposed by Chairperson, Jane Doe, and approved by a unanimous vote of 5-0, with 2 members abstaining due to "other commitments" (or so they claimed).

This resolution declares the official snack of our committee to be "all the donuts."

WHEREAS the current snack selection was deemed "stale" by a majority of the committee; and

WHEREAS the committee members are in dire need of a caffeine boost to stay awake during meetings;

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED by the Committee of Pointless Decisions, that all future meetings shall feature an open donut bar.

Passed: 2023-02-27

Resolution 002: The Great Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
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