MEETING MINUTES GENERATOR

For the purposes of documenting the completely unnecessary and totally unproductive meetings of the Pointless Committee.

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TODAY'S MEETING AGENDA:

• 10:00 AM - Arrival of Caffeine-Dependent Committee Members
• 10:15 AM - Inane Discussion of Non-Essential Topics
• 11:30 AM - Lunch Break (Free Donuts and Coffee)
• 12:00 PM - More Inane Discussion

TOMORROW'S MEETING AGENDA:

• 10:00 AM - Arrival of Caffeine-Dependent Committee Members (Again)
• 10:15 AM - Inane Discussion of Non-Essential Topics (Again)
• 11:30 AM - Lunch Break (Free Donuts and Coffee (Again))
• 12:00 PM - More Inane Discussion (Again)

PREVIOUS MEETINGS:

• Last Week - We Discussed Nothing of Consequence
• The Week Before - We Discussed Nothing of Interest
• The Week Before That - We Argued Over Something Minor