Today's meeting will be a thrilling 3 hours of pointless discussion, followed by a 2-hour lunch break, and then more pointless discussion. The agenda is as follows:
1. Pointless Topic 1: The Color of the Chair
2. Pointless Topic 2: Why the Coffee Machine is Broken Again
3. Pointless Topic 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
Sub Agenda 1: Sub Agenda 1: The Great Debate of the Color of the Walls
Sub Agenda 2: Sub Agenda 2: The Unnecessary Details of the New Coffee Machine
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack! (Just kidding, there will be a vending machine in the break room.)
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