We will gather for our annual tradition of consuming excessive amounts of caffeine to compensate for the existential dread of another year of meetings.
We will discuss the chairperson's grip on the committee's collective sanity.
Because who needs actual productivity?
We will pretend to accomplish something, but probably won't.
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