Presented to the Pointless Committee by Chairperson, Jane Q. Public.
This meeting was brought about by a sudden and unexplained need for the Committee to do something, but not really.
WHEREAS the Committee has been feeling rather aimless and direction-less, and;
WHEREAS the members have been feeling rather bored, and;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that the Committee shall not decide to decide anything, and;
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that this resolution shall be filed away in a drawer, and;
BE IT FURTHERMORE RESOLVED that no one shall be held responsible for the lack of productivity.
Adopted this the 27th day of February, 2024.