Panel 6: The Blue Haze
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00am: "The Importance of Not Doing Anything Useful"
- 10:00am: "The Benefits of Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice"
- 12:00pm: Lunch Break (Free time for napping, eating Cheetos, etc.)
- 1:00pm: "The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum"
- 3:00pm: "The Ethics of Bureaucratic Red Tape as a Creative Outlet"
Subcommittee Meetings:
Chair: Bureaucratic Bob
Vice-Chair: Procrastination Pete
Recorder: Not-Really-Here Bob
Next Meeting: 2024-03-13, same time, same place, possibly.