Panel 6: The Blue Haze

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00am: "The Importance of Not Doing Anything Useful"
• 10:00am: "The Benefits of Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice"
• 12:00pm: Lunch Break (Free time for napping, eating Cheetos, etc.)
• 1:00pm: "The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum"
• 3:00pm: "The Ethics of Bureaucratic Red Tape as a Creative Outlet"

Subcommittee Meetings:

• Subcommittee 1: The Blue Haze Internal Affairs
• Subcommittee 2: The Blue Haze External Affairs (includes dealing with actual problems)
• Subcommittee 3: The Blue Haze Internal Communications (for when you need to send 20 emails to confirm you're still awake)

Chair: Bureaucratic Bob

Vice-Chair: Procrastination Pete

Recorder: Not-Really-Here Bob

Next Meeting: 2024-03-13, same time, same place, possibly.