Agenda:

1. Discussion of non-existent issues.

2. Debate over the meaning of 'Pointless'.

• 3a. Eating too much Cheeto's Puffed Cheese Cereal in the break room.
• 3b. Playing video games during meetings.

4. Voting on the new committee chair.

5. Discussing who ate the last of the Cheeto's Puffed Cheese Cereal.

6. The meeting will be adjourned.