Meeting Minutes 3: Pointless Committee

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and Alice (via video link)

Objective: Discuss the meaning of life and why we're here.

Bob: We're here because... um...
Jane: Because we're bored out of our minds?
John: No, no, I think it's because of the free pizza.
Alice: (via video link) Ugh, can we move on? I have a meeting with my therapist.

Action Items: None.

Decisions: None.

Next Meeting: Same time, same place, same existential dread.