Pointless Committee Meeting Agenda - 2024-03-02

Agenda for the Ages

• 9:00am - Arrival of Coffee and Mild Despair
• 9:15am - Introduction of the Committee Chair (a rotating position)
• 9:30am - Reading of the Agenda in a monotone voice
• 10:00am - Debate on the Meaning of "Pointless"
• 11:30am - Lunch Break: Consumption of Free Donuts
• 12:30pm - Discussion of the Futility of Committee Work
• 1:30pm - Vote on Whether to Take a Vote on Whether to Take a Break
• 2:30pm - Adjournment of the Meeting (if the Coffee Lasts)

Minutes of this meeting will be available upon request. Resolutions passed will be documented in a special section of the Committee's website.

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