Agenda Item 1: Discuss the merits of procrastination as a legitimate career path
- Item 1a: Debate the optimal amount of time spent on cat videos
- Item 1b: Vote on whether or not to wear slippers to meetings
The committee spent 4 hours discussing the finer points of procrastination, with member X-37 insisting that "just 5 more minutes" would make all the difference.
See the minutes of Agenda Item 1