Pointless Committee: Agenda for Meeting #1

  1. 9:00 AM - Welcome and introductions
  2. 9:15 AM - Discussion of the importance of doing nothing
  3. 10:00 AM - Debate on the merits of procrastination as a viable business strategy
  4. 11:00 AM - Lunch break (optional)
  5. 11:30 AM - Voting on the best way to get out of doing work
  6. 12:00 PM - Conclusion and dismissal

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Chairperson: Bert the Uninspired