Present: Bob, Alice, and the intern who just wandered in.
Apologies: None, because who cares?
Agenda items:
- Action 1: Discuss the futility of our existence
- Action 2: Decide on a new committee mascot (the winner: minimalist cat)
- Action 3: Debate the merits of beige as a committee color scheme
Decisions:
- Pointless Committee will continue to exist because, well, it has to
- The committee mascot will be the minimalist cat because it's the only one who showed up _goals: To achieve nothing