Pointless Committee: Minutes from Meeting 6 of 12 (because we lost count)

We gathered in a cramped, windowless conference room to discuss the pressing matter of who ate the last donut from the box on the break room counter.

• Bob: I didn't eat it. I'm a professional.
• Sarah: No, I'm the one who ate it. I was just trying to fuel my creative process.
• John: It was the janitor. He's been seen eating everything.
• Bob: That's not true. Janitors don't eat donuts. They're too busy cleaning up after us.
• Sarah: Oh, but what about the time he ate all the leftover pizza from the 4th meeting?
• John: That was just an isolated incident. I'm sure he had a coupon.

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Bring your favorite donut-themed snack for the meeting.