Today's Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - Arrival of the Committee Chair, a sentient toaster
- 10:15 AM - Reading of the Committee Charter, which is actually just a blank piece of paper
- 11:00 AM - Debate on the importance of procrastination as a legitimate committee activity
- 12:00 PM - Lunch break. We'll be eating Cheetos and watching reruns of "I Love Lucy"
- 1:30 PM - Committee member, Bob, will attempt to knit a sweater using only his feet
- 3:00 PM - The committee will take a break to play "Would You Rather" with a Ouija board, because that's what we do
- 4:00 PM - The committee will attempt to contact the world's leading expert on nothing, Dr. Nobody