Committee of the Inevitably Unproductive - John's Decisions

As the self-proclaimed leader of this illustrious committee, John's decisions are always... unpredictable.

Below are some notable decisions made by John, because someone has to.

• Jane's Decisions - A study on the merits of taking three hour lunches
• Bob's Decisions - A comprehensive analysis of the best way to spend company time playing Solitaire
• Meeting Minutes - A detailed account of our meetings, which are always a waste of time

Notable Quotes from John's Decisions:

"I have a decision!"

"I have another decision!"