Pointless Committee: Meeting Minutes of 2001

Meeting Date: 01/01/2001

Attendees:

Our Chairperson-Of-Honor (aka Bob)
Member 1 (aka Jane)
Member 2 (aka John)

Agenda:

Discussion of the importance of procrastination
Talk of a new, pointless committee project
Decision on who ate the last donut

Meeting Minutes:

Discussion of the importance of procrastination: Our Chairperson-Of-Honor (Bob) led the discussion, citing various studies on the benefits of doing nothing.

Talk of a new, pointless committee project: Member 1 (Jane) suggested a new initiative to create a report on "The History of Sock Drawer Organization." Member 2 (John) argued it was a waste of time, but Our Chairperson-Of-Honor (Bob) assured him it would be "totally not a waste of time."

Decision on who ate the last donut: After a heated debate, Member 1 (Jane) and Member 2 (John) were both accused of eating the last donut, but Our Chairperson-Of-Honor (Bob) revealed that he ate it, but only because he was "researching the effects of sugar on committee productivity."

Next Meeting:

The next meeting will be on 01/15/2001 at 2 PM.