John has been awarded this prestigious title for 12 consecutive years, a feat that has left his colleagues both baffled and impressed.
See Margaret's impressive attendance record for comparison.
John's presentation on "The Importance of Pointless Committees" featured a font that was 3-point smaller than the default setting and a background image of a cat playing the piano.
Learn about the time John's presentation malfunctioned and caught on fire.
Minutes from the Last Meeting