John "The Inconsequential" Doe: A Bio of Utter Mediocrity
Notable Achievements:
- Spent 5 minutes trying to fix the copier in the break room, only to realize it was just jammed
- Corrected the spelling of "committee" in the meeting minutes 3 times
- Managed to get a 10% off on a latte at the coffee shop down the street
Personal Interests:
- Watching grass grow
- Collecting dust bunnies under the couch
- Reading the entirety of Wikipedia in 3 days
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Random Quote:
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy." - John "The Inconsequential" Doe