Committee of Utter Incompetence

Agenda for the Pointless Committee

Today's agenda:

• 9:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Discussion of the importance of procrastination as a viable business model
• 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Debate on the merits of using Comic Sans for all official documents
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break (during which we will all eat the same lunch, because, why not?'
• 1:00 PM - 2:30 PM: Analysis of the societal implications of our collective inability to meet deadlines
• 2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The art of writing emails that are 3 paragraphs long and contain 7 typos

Subcommittees:

• Committee of One (where one person makes all the decisions)
• Subcommittee of Two (where two people argue with each other)

Notable Members:

• Tom Brady the Third
• John Doe Who Does Not Show Up