Present: Bob, Jane, Joe
Meeting started at 9:00 AM. No one said anything interesting.
Action Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
Bob: "I think it's just a series of meaningless events."
Jane: "I agree."
Joe: "Can we talk about something else?"
Action Item 2: Eat donuts.
Jane: "I'll bring the donuts."
Joe: "Can I have a raise?"
Action Item 3: Take a nap.
Bob: "I'm taking one right now."
Meeting ended at 9:00 AM. Same time it started.