Meeting called to order by the Chair, a certain individual with a penchant for daytime TV.
Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the importance of binge-watching cat videos.
Resolution: Motion passed to allocate additional funds to the Cat Video Appreciation Society.
Agenda Item 2: Debate on the merits of playing Solitaire on the job.
Resolution: Motion failed, due to concerns about productivity.
Adjournment: Meeting was called to order at 10:47 AM and adjourned at 11:05 AM, with 18 minutes of productivity lost in the process.
Next Meeting: Scheduled for never.