The meeting started promptly at 2:00 PM, with 17 members in attendance. Chairman Bob led the discussion, which consisted mainly of long pauses and awkward silences.
Item 1: Chairman Bob declared that item 1 was "pointless" and therefore not worth discussing. The committee concurred.
Item 2: Member Jane proposed that the committee take a break for snacks, but was overruled by Chairman Bob, who insisted that "snacks are not the answer."
Item 3: The committee engaged in an hour-long discussion about the meaning of "pointless" and whether it's a noun or an adjective. Conclusion: it's both.
The meeting concluded with a sense of accomplishment and a general feeling of having wasted three hours.