Pointless Committee on Pointless Things

Item 1: Decide that the color blue is not actually blue.

Discussion: John: "I think it's clearly blue!" Sarah: "No, it's definitely not."

Item 2: Determine the optimal number of meetings per week.

Discussion: Bob: "Three is the magic number." Alice: "I say five!" John: "No, we need more meetings."

Item 3: Create a new committee to deal with the previous committee.

Discussion: Sarah: "We need to streamline our bureaucracy." Bob: "I'm in charge now."