Today's Agenda: "What's the point of this meeting?"
The committee convened at 10:00 AM, with 5 members present and 3 absent. The chair, Mr. Smith, began by asking the question of the hour: "What's the point of this meeting?"
Mrs. Johnson responded, "I thought we were here to discuss the importance of procrastination in modern society."
Mr. Johnson countered, "No, no, we're here to decide what to eat for lunch." The room fell silent as members struggled to come to terms with the lack of clear purpose.
After 20 minutes of deliberation, it was decided that the committee would, in fact, have sandwiches for lunch.
Other items on the agenda included: