Meeting Minutes for the utterly unremarkable and completely pointless committee meeting on "Inane Decisions"
Resolution: "Let's just have another meeting, why not?" - Chairperson
Seconded by: Vice-Chairperson
Discussion: Much discussion ensued, but none of it was particularly relevant or interesting.
See Decision 2: What Color to Paint the Conference RoomResolution: "Let's paint it plaid!" - Artistic Director
Seconded by: Not Actually Anyone
Discussion: A heated debate ensued, with some people actually getting worked up about the color.
See Decision 3: What to Serve at the Snack Table