Pointless Committee - Secret Meeting Notes

Present: 1. The Uninformed One, 2. The Uninspired One, and 3. The Unenthused One.

Agenda: Discussing ways to waste more time and resources.

Notes:

1. Decided to spend an extra hour discussing what to order for lunch.
2. Agreed that meetings should start at 3 PM on Fridays to accommodate "creative schedules."
3. Decided that "thinking outside the box" is not actually a thing.

Next meeting: Same place, same time, same pointless agenda.

Hyperlinks: Decisions We Actually Made

Or if you prefer: What We Actually Didn't Discuss