Present: Bob, Jane, Joe, and 2 other people who didn't RSVP.
Topic 1: The Importance of Pointlessness
Discussion Leader: Bob
Bob: "We need to discuss the importance of doing nothing at all, really."
Jane: "I agree, but what about the importance of taking a break to get a snack?"
Joe: "Uh, I think we should just take a break."
Decision: "We will not take a break."
Topic 2: The Best Way to Waste Time
Discussion Leader: Jane
Jane: "Let's discuss the merits of browsing cat videos vs. browsing memes."
Joe: "Clearly, cat videos are more productive."
Decision: "Memes are more productive, but only slightly."
Adjournment: "We are adjourned, but not really."
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