Pointless Committee: Agenda for 2020-02-01

Present:

Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination Item 2: Debate the merits of watching cat videos Item 3: Elect a new chairperson (again)

Decisions:

Item 1: We decided to do absolutely nothing.

We spent the entire meeting discussing the importance of doing absolutely nothing.

Item 2: We decided that cat videos are the most important thing in life.

We spent the entire meeting watching cat videos.

Item 3: We elected a new chairperson, who promptly fell asleep.

We had to re-elect the old chairperson, who is still asleep.

Adjournment:

We adjourned at 3:14 PM, after realizing we had nothing to do.