Committee of the Utterly Inane: Agenda - 2021-02-01

Pointless Item 1: Discussion of the meaninglessness of our existence and the futility of our endeavors.

Meeting Minutes: Present: 1 member, 1 non-member who wandered in off the street and was mistaken for a member. Absent: 2 members, 1 who was busy reorganizing the sock drawer and 1 who was having a existential crisis.