Minutes from the Pointless Committee, 2022
Meeting 1: "The Search for Meaning"
Agenda Items
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1. Discuss the importance of napping
Discussion leader: Bob
Attendees: Alice, Bob, Charlie
Conclusion: Napping is very important
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2. Debate the merits of pineapple pizza
Discussion leader: Charlie
Attendees: Bob, Dave, Alice
Conclusion: Pineapple pizza is not a crime against humanity
Adjourned at 4:00 PM with a sense of mild accomplishment
Meeting 2: "The Futility of Existence"
Agenda Items
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1. Discuss the meaninglessness of life
Discussion leader: Dave
Attendees: Bob, Charlie, Alice
Conclusion: Life is but a fleeting moment in the grand tapestry of time
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2. Explore the futility of trying to make a difference
Discussion leader: Alice
Attendees: Dave, Bob, Charlie
Conclusion: We're all just specks of dust in the cosmic wind
Adjourned at 4:30 PM with a sense of existential dread