Minutes from the Pointless Committee, January 2022

Meeting Minutes for the Ages

Present: Chairperson, Vice Chairperson, Members: Bob, Steve, and Dave.

Agenda Item	Resolution	Action Items
1. Inflated sense of self-importance	Resolved: We are very important.	Bob to send email to self, Steve to send email to self, Dave to send email to self.
2. Unnecessary meetings	Resolved: We will schedule more meetings.	Everyone to schedule meeting with themselves for 3 hours a day, every day.
3. Excessively long reports	Resolved: Reports shall be longer than 3 pages.	Vice Chairperson to write 20-page report on the history of committee chairs.

Bob: I agree, but only if we can use Comic Sans.

Steve: I disagree, but only because I'm a rebel.

Dave: *silence* (indicating profound thought)