Pointless Committee Agenda - Secret Meeting 1

Minutes from the meeting where we discussed what we should discuss.

Present: Bob, Jane, John, and 3 other people who didn't RSVP.

10:00 AM - Introduction to the meeting, where we established that we're all here.
10:10 AM - Discussion of the committee's purpose, which remains unclear.
10:30 AM - Debate about whether or not to take a break for donuts.
11:00 AM - Secret handshake with the CEO of the company we're pretending to care about.
11:20 AM - Conclusion of the meeting, where we decided to do nothing.

Action Items:

1. Create a fake report about the meeting.

2. Send a group email about how much we didn't accomplish.

3. Schedule another meeting to discuss the lack of progress.