The Pointless Committee convened at 3:14 AM on January 1st, 2023, to discuss the pressing matters of the universe.
Resolution 1: We hereby declare that socks are, in fact, not necessary on Tuesdays, but we're keeping an open mind about it.
Chairperson, Bob Smith, reported that the subcommittee is still undecided on the matter, and we're just going to table it for now.
The subcommittee, led by Jane Doe, concluded that pineapple as a pizza topping is, indeed, the best, but only if you're allergic to flavor.
The subcommittee, led by Bob Johnson, found that Comic Sans is, in fact, the most readable font for official documents, mainly because it hurts the eyes.