Present: Chairperson, Secretary, and the usual suspects.
Topic: The Importance of Pointlessness in Modern Society.
Discussion: The meeting began with a rousing discussion on the meaning of life, which promptly devolved into a heated debate about who ate the last donut in the break room.
Resolution: The meeting concluded with a unanimous decision to have more meetings, because, why not?
Meeting 4 - The Futility of Existence
Meeting 5 - The Pointlessness of Productivity
Meeting 6 - The Futility of Goal-Setting (Cancelled)