9:00 AM - Meeting started. Nobody showed up.
9:05 AM - Someone mentioned the color 'beige' 17 times.
9:10 AM - We decided to take a 5-minute break. Nobody left the room.
9:15 AM - Someone asked if we could get coffee. The answer is still 'no'.
9:20 AM - We voted on the best way to spend our afternoon: browsing cat videos or watching paint dry. View Results
9:30 AM - We adjourned.