It seems we have a bit of a problem here. The attendance sheet for our esteemed committee meeting has been compromised.
The following individuals were allegedly in attendance:
- Bob "The Chair" Johnson
- Jane "The Secretary" Smith
- Bob's Brother "The Uninvited Guest" Johnson
- A random person who wandered in off the street and sat in the corner
We are still investigating the authenticity of this roster. If you have any information regarding the true identities of these attendees, please contact the committee chair.