Pointless Committee - Motion 1: Cloud Mascot Specifications

Cloudy with a chance of rain

In the interest of thoroughness, the Pointless Committee has decided to create a comprehensive guide to the Cloud Mascot Specifications.

Cloud Mascot (CM): a person or animal that embodies the intangible qualities of cloudness.

Key Characteristics:

• Fluffy, yet firm.
• Always on the horizon.
• Able to hold 1000s of gallons of water.
• May cause spontaneous combustion.
• Has a 99.9% chance of precipitation.

Cloud Mascot Interactions:

A Cloud Mascot shall interact with the public in the following ways:

• Making people look up at the sky.
• Providing shade.
• Causing thunderstorms.
• Being the subject of countless Instagram posts.

Subpage: Cloud Mascot Costume Design Specifications

Subpage: Cloud Mascot Training Manual