WHEREAS, the committee has been meeting in this dimly lit conference room for 8 hours, 3 minutes, and 42 seconds;
WHEREAS, the snacks in the break room are stale and the coffee machine is on its last legs;
WHEREAS, the meeting chair has been using the same 5 PowerPoint slides for the past 5 years;
NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that this meeting be adjourned immediately and the committee members be granted a 30-minute recess to grab some actual food;
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that the meeting chair be forced to use Google Translate to understand the meeting minutes; Amendments and Resolutions Recess Rules and Regulations