Our Mission:
We're a committee of highly trained, expertly paid, and utterly unqualified individuals dedicated to making decisions that have absolutely no impact on the world.
Our goal is to create an endless loop of meetings, discussions, and PowerPoint presentations that will ultimately lead to nothing but frustration and despair.
Meetings will be held biweekly, and all decisions will be made with the utmost care and consideration for the well-being of the universe.