Pointless Committee Agenda

Today's tasks:

Task 1: Write a report on the history of lint

Meet with Bob from HR to discuss the importance of dust accumulation in the office.

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Task 2: Develop a new font for the company logoDesign a new logo

Task 3: Conduct a thorough analysis of the office coffee machineGet to the bottom of it

Task 4: Create a 50-page document about the benefits of procrastination

Meet with Karen from marketing to discuss the synergy between procrastination and sales figures.

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Task 5: Develop a new system for organizing our extensive collection of staplers

Meet with Dave from IT to discuss the implications of stapler-based AI.

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And that's it for today's agenda. Good luck, team.