Pineapple and Mandarins and Avocados Committee Agenda

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Today's meeting was a resounding success! We discussed the pressing issue of fruit classification. Specifically, we debated the merits of pineapples, mandarins, and avocados.

Pineapple Debate | Mandarin Debate | Avocado Debate

Key Takeaways:

• It turns out pineapples are not, in fact, the answer to all of life's questions.
• Mandarins are secretly just small, bitter oranges.
• Avocados are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Pears).

Action Items:

• Send a strongly worded letter to the Fruit Council demanding a reclassification of pineapples.
• Establish a Mandarin-Support Hotline for those struggling with bitter citrus.
• Commission a study on the benefits of avocados for the modern human experience.

Next Meeting: To be Determined. Possibly Never.