Pineapple and Mandarins and Avocados Committee Agenda
Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15
Today's meeting was a resounding success! We discussed the pressing issue of fruit classification. Specifically, we debated the merits of pineapples, mandarins, and avocados.
Pineapple Debate | Mandarin Debate | Avocado Debate
Key Takeaways:
- It turns out pineapples are not, in fact, the answer to all of life's questions.
- Mandarins are secretly just small, bitter oranges.
- Avocados are the real MVPs (Most Valuable Pears).
Action Items:
- Send a strongly worded letter to the Fruit Council demanding a reclassification of pineapples.
- Establish a Mandarin-Support Hotline for those struggling with bitter citrus.
- Commission a study on the benefits of avocados for the modern human experience.
Next Meeting: To be Determined. Possibly Never.