Today's Agenda:
1. Discuss the meaning of life while playing video games for 4 hours
2. Take a 3-hour lunch to contemplate the futility of existence
3. Decide that actually, we should just go get some snacks first
Subcommittee on Extreme Procrastination:
Chairperson: Bob
Subcommittee on Existential Crises:
Chairperson: Alice