Section 1.1: The Art of Doing Nothing
As members of the Procrastination Society, we recognize that the art of doing nothing is a lost art. In a world where productivity and efficiency are prized above all else, we must take a stand and reclaim our right to do absolutely nothing.
Our manifesto is not just a list of principles, but a call to arms. A call to arms against the tyranny of the to-do list, the oppression of the clock, and the constant drumbeat of deadlines.
Read on to Chapter 2: The Science of Procrastination, where we delve into the intricacies of why we're so good at doing nothing.
And for the truly adventurous, our Appendix: Procrastination-themed Jokes will make you laugh, cry, and possibly roll your eyes in solidarity.