We, the members of the Procrastination Strategies Committee, have come together to provide you with the most effective ways to waste your precious time.

Binge-Watching Netflix: A Timeless Procrastination Technique

Why waste your time on productivity when you can indulge in the latest season of your favorite show? Our experts have compiled a list of the top 5 reasons why Netflix is the key to unlocking true procrastination.

• 1. Overwhelming Task Lists are so last season, let's just binge-watch something.
• 2. Who needs to be productive when you can be entertained?
• 3. The endless scroll of Netflix's 'Recommended for You' section is a bottomless pit of procrastination.
• 4. You can always "just one more episode" – it's like a never-ending rabbit hole of procrastination.
• 5. Our research shows that 90% of users who binge-watch Netflix for 3 hours or more will experience a sudden and intense urge to do absolutely nothing productive for the rest of the day.

Our Next Meeting: "The Art of Procrastination Through Video Games"

Join us for our next meeting, where we will explore the latest techniques in procrastination through video games. From "I'll just play one more level" to "I'll just check my email," we will discuss the finer points of turning your life into a never-ending quest for more time.

When: Never

Where: Nowhere

Time: Anytime, anywhere

Refreshments: None, but you can bring your favorite snacks and a willingness to indulge in procrastination.