Committee Prophet 1: Agenda

Today's Schedule:

9:00 AM - Arrival of the Interns
9:30 AM - Discussion of Non-Essential Meetings
10:30 AM - Lunch Break for Those Who Forgot to Bring Their Lunches
11:30 AM - Unanimous Decisions on Non-Issues

Important Notes:

Please do not forget to turn off your phone during the meeting.
Don't even think about thinking about taking a break.
Remember, the coffee machine is still on the fritz.

Proceed to Committee Prophet 2 for More Uninspired Guidance