Today's Agenda: Unimportant Meetings and Meetings that Were Already Unimportant
10:00 AM - "The Future of Nothing": A discussion on the meaninglessness of our existence
A meeting to discuss the meaninglessness of existence and the futility of our endeavors. Join us as we stare into the abyss of nothingness.
11:00 AM - "The Art of Doing Nothing": A workshop on the techniques of idleness
A hands-on session where we will learn the art of doing absolutely nothing. No prior experience required, just a willingness to waste time.
12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Eat, drink, and be merry for the sake of it
Join us as we break for lunch and pretend to be productive. Free pizza and soda will be provided, but only if we can find the vending machine.
1:30 PM - "The Science of Napping": A study on the effects of sleep on productivity
A presentation on the scientific benefits of napping, including but not limited to: decreased productivity, increased coffee consumption, and a greater sense of apathy.